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Old 06-11-2012, 06:52 AM
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I've had several people ask me lately about how to request something from the CRB system. There are now two addresses to us. www.crbscca.com or www.clubracingboard.com

Either will get you to the letter page. Fill it out, be specific, and only make one request or comment per letter. Keep it short and on point. They get ignored if they start out with, "you flaming butt heads, you have ruined my life."

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Old 06-11-2012, 09:22 AM
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I usually start mine with "Dear Glutius Maximus Orifii".

Since they think it's an honorific, my requests are usually received well
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Old 06-11-2012, 09:44 AM
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That probably is the reason they just decided to add 300# to the Caddy.
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Old 06-11-2012, 12:36 PM
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That would simply be by making ME drive it, as opposed to say some skinny little distance running type guy.

Are there any of those is AS?
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Old 06-11-2012, 01:09 PM
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Skinny little distance runners are non-compliant ASedan racers. They may race in wimpy little formula cars. You were almost DQ'd for using Latin.
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Old 06-11-2012, 01:38 PM
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Sadly, the only Latin I know is how to say xxshole......

Of course, the same Full Bird Colonel who used that phrase a lot also gave me the following very good advice: "young Lieutenant, when you get on the bird to go to Korea, put that condom I just gave you on. 365 days later when the bird lands back in the US, take it off".
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Old 06-11-2012, 01:44 PM
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I knew it, you had to have been a fking officer. We non-coms didn't need or heed that kind of advice.
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Old 06-11-2012, 01:55 PM
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You have to start off with "With all due respect." Then it's open season.
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Old 06-11-2012, 02:21 PM
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Jim,

I had a Troop, great kid, young Specialist, who was married, and whom must have caught the clap 3 or 4 times during the year he was there. With 6 weeks to go, he decided to start being good.

The medic used to give him (and all repeat offenders) a bolus of penicillin that would leave a huge bruise, as negative reinforcement.

I made him my APC driver to help keep him out of the ville, and out of trouble.

For 6 weeks he didn't go down range. Night before he flew, out he went for a last party.

Ran into him at Ft Stewart, about 6 months later. Now an NCO, but single.

Yep, he played without a MOPP 5 suit, caught it again, and then gave it to his wife.....

I can't for the life of me remember his name, but I have his picture in my album.
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Old 06-11-2012, 11:14 PM
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Wow. This thread went south pretty quick, and I didn't even catch it till now. Is that what happens when you get old?
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